So maybe the Dino didn't dance with the banana, but he certainly offered her a roundhouse kick to the mellon followed by an apologetic hug. Brady is still struggling with Mallory's purpose. He can't play with her, she doesn't talk, she doesn't want a bite of his grilled cheese and she sure does spend a lot of time with mama! He has given her exactly 2 months to pump up the fun factor or it's "out to the curb with her." I have assured him Mallory will comply with his request and good times will ensue.
For Halloween Brady didn't hit the streets this year. He preferred to be the official greeter at the Shannon homestead. He was certainly more welcoming to the fairytale princesses than the bloodied faced scary men. As far as he was concerned they all deserved knuckle sandwiches and protested every time they got their sugary treat.
Next year Brady will give up his post and scavenger the neighborhood grabbing fists full of high fructose corn syrup and gobbling up all the wonders Halloweenies has to offer. He might even realize Mallory's purpose...wing (wo)man. Double the fun, double the candy!
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That's what I'm talking about Brady man. Go meet the neighbors and get all the free candy you can even if you don't get to eat all of is.
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