Everyone says that the year of the Three is tough. "Two is nothing compared to Three!!!" Well I agree, but instead of listing off all the terribly annoying things this three year old does I thought I would focus on the rich sense of humor this girl has! For instance, when the camera comes out Mallory insists on a butt shot. There are a variety of these "poses" in my cue, a rich selection that makes me laugh.
She is incredibly inquisitive. While at the store she will loudly ask if the man in the check out aisle has a penis! Followed by; does he have a car seat?
Thankfully Brady is my laid back child and slightly more conservative with his inquisitions. He is more concerned if someone has cookies rather than knowing about their anatomy.
When heading to a play date Mallory asks the following questions.... in this order: 1. Do they have toys- yes 2. Do they have food?- yes 3. Do they have eggs?- maybe
Apparently a dozen eggs qualifies our playmates for friends of the year. Nothing makes her happier than 12 lovely eggs in the fridge.
Before Mallory offers a proper greeting to anyone, she instantly asks "you got games?" as in "you got games on your phone?" The answer better be yes or she will exile you to never, never land.
Yes, life with a 3 year old is challenging, but it is also hilarious, slap your knee hilarious.
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